Saturday, 11 June 2011

June Pick N Mix



Marvel's Iron Man first, if misguided, spin off..



A Chat Show starring Return Of The Jedi's favorite fish boy...



A Star Trek movie parody...



An alternative ending to Back To The Future...



And a brilliant mash-up of the greatest movie threats of all time...


Tuesday, 7 June 2011

Shirley, I CAN Be Serious About Airplane!



Which movie has not only got the greatest number of jokes in it, but also the greatest number of gags that work, and not just the half arsed ones shoved in there for filler?

It's Airplane! of course, the directing debut team of David Zucker, Jerry Zucker and Jim Abrahams. An ever so straight faced spoof of the melodrama Zero Hour, Airplane! takes nearly every Airport gag in the book and spits them back out at you at an alarming rate. Robert Hayes and Julie Haggerty make excellent leads (Hayes deadpan exclamation directly to camera, "What a pisser!" is my favorite moment in the movie) but it's the hiring of established 60's movie stars Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves and the never-better Leslie Neilson, all with their deadpan but cheesy deliveries, that pushes this into genius territory. A special mention must go to Stephen Stucker's camp Control Tower operative Johnny who nearly steals the whole show.

If it wasn't for the genius of John Landis, Airplane! would be my favorite comedy ever.

Sunday, 5 June 2011

...And They All Died, Horribly Ever After...



My expectations of Joe Wright's junior hitman movie Hanna were aligned by my memories of Luc Besson's Leon; an urban, small scale thriller/drama. But Hanna is so much more than I expected. It follows Saoirse Ronan's teenage girl, naive as she's grown up secluded from civilization by a protective father, yet highly educated and trained to kill.

It works on several different levels.

It's an offbeat coming of age drama set in the world of international espionage with Hanna's Dad, an always cool Eric Bana, letting her go her own way and unleashing Hanna on the outside world.

It works as commentary on the passage of our lives, from a protective upbringing with our parents and school, then leaving them to learn about the world through our own experiences, gaining new knowledge and perspectives about romance and family, and then dealing with the loss of our parents and eventually facing our own mortality. There's a spiritual element as well with Hanna seemingly ascending to a higher level of understanding about life and herself, before finally coming to terms with her own identity.

Another way to read the film is as a wider view on the assent of mankind from primitive man hunting animals with primitive weapons in the wilderness, through to the establishing of rudimentary townships, the discovery of science and electricity, to idealistic rural communities, and the descent into crumbling conurbations... before reminding us that in all mankind's progress, we still kill in a primitive way.

And then there's a very deliberate fairy tale quality as Hanna grows up in a Brothers Grimm inspired log cabin in the woods, is pursued by Cate Blanchett's 'wicked stepmother' character, and the climax takes place in a fairy tale theme park.

It's a deceptively simple tale with lots of depth that's made even better by some standout performances from Ronan, Blanchett and a barking Tom Hollander. For a guy who's mainly directed period drama or Oscar baiting dramas, Joe Wright handles the action and suspense expertly. And finally, The Chemical Brother's pulsating original score adds energy that no amount of Avid-farts could provide.

Like Hanna herself, this is a small unassuming movie that packs a punch.

The Ass Of Jack vs Super Stringy Horse Cum



It so happens that with every new Jackass film there is so much footage that doesn't make the cut, either because it's not deemed funny enough or the stunt doesn't quite work as planned, that there's enough footage to make an entire new movie. That's the case with Jackass 3.5 which is the unused leftovers of Jackass 3D combined with some revealing behind-the-scenes interviews.

Leftovers it might be but this is still very funny, very twisted stuff and it's always a pleasure to spent time with Knoxville, Steve O, Wee Man and the gang.

Friday, 3 June 2011

Best Of TV - For The Uniform



I've done it once before on this blog, but I'll start reviewing a few great episodes of classic TV shows as an example that stuff on the small screen can sometimes rival that on the big screen.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine was a bit of a mixed bag in terms of consistency. It had a decent enough premise but most of the early drama was squandered as the struggled to understand and define it's own identity. Only in the second half of it's run, with the establishment of a huge returning ensemble cast, Galaxy changing conflicts (The Maquis Threat, The Dominion War), expanded mythology (wormhole aliens) and a more devil-may-care, balder badass Avery Brooks as promoted Captain Sisko did things get more dramatically satisfying.

Although there's plenty of great hours to choose from, the one DS9 episode that I keep returning to is For The Uniform. So what's so great about it?

1/ Although not part of the epic Dominion War arc that dominated DS9 (in it's later years, it does rely on a great deal of backstory and mythology built up in previous episodes. This wealth of backstory concerning a rebel group The Maquis and the defection of one of the DS9 crew, Security Chief Michael Eddington, does give depth to the plot and characters in the way that the events of The Hobbit might enrich your experience of Lord Of The Rings.

2/ It's a tale of brinkmanship; essentially two guys on opposing sides trying to outwit each other in a game of cat and mouse. When you've got a clash of competing intellect like that, you don't need much action to generate genuine excitement (it's why Wrath Of Khan is still so great).

3/ Again, like Wrath Of Khan, it celebrates the courage and abilities of a crew willing to push their skills to the limit, flying a spaceship into battle that's badly damaged and barely working. It's a World War II two movie about an inferior submarine trying to out-maneuver a superior enemy. The sequence of the crew trying to relaunch a battle damaged USS Defiant embodies the exhilarating and exciting can-do-anything-if-we-put-our-minds-to-it attitude as they quickly and calmly solve problems and avoid disaster.

4/ For The Uniform does a great job of solving The Wrath Of Khan problem of never having the main characters meet by inventing a bridge based hologram to allow Captain Sisko's opponent Michael Eddington to appear on the bridge and have a face to face confrontation. Not only does it up the level of drama, but it reduces the viewscreen FX budget, and allow the space station bound supporting cast to appear in the show too!

5/ As with other examples of Star Trek, the episode allows a classic piece of literature to be interwoven into the narrative, in this case Les Miserables. Using a classic story, DS9 not only highlight it's subtext about repressed victims of society but deepens the characters of Sisko and Eddington by comparing them to the novel's hero Valjean and it's villain Javert.

6/ There's some nice performances in the episode too. I was only familiar with actor Ken Marshall's work as the cocksure hero from Krull, but he gives Eddington many the many layers needed to show a terrorist who's convinced his action are for the good of the meek and oppressed. There's also some very nice character stuff with Terry Farrall's Dax and Avery Brook's Sisko which is the nearest you'll get to the Kirk/Spock/Bones relationship in spin-off Trekdom.

7/ Best of all though is that the episode highlights what DS9 could do that no other Trek show could do; have the Captain be a complete cock. Whether he's full on bluster mode (the punch bag scene shows Brooks at his hamming, bluster best) or whether he's making morally dodgy decisions that will allow him to win this week, it's brilliantly refreshing in any TV series to have a central character be able to occupy a more anti-hero role.

Great stuff, all aided by the fact it's a spaceship set episode with them travelling around blasting the crap out of each other (which is like cat nip to a kitten for me).

Priest Is Without A Prayer (But I'm Not Religious Anyway)



Things didn't look good for Priest. From the same director of the lame Legion and a hoard of scathing reviews, I was expecting the Paul Bethany comic book adaptation to be a steaming pile of poo doo. Fortunately it's an ambitious, large scale science fiction tale with nearly enough, but not quite, budget to pull it off.

In a story that mirrors the classic John Wayne western The Searchers, a retired killer (of vampires) heads out into the wilderness, along with the girls loyal but inexperienced boyfriend, to rescue his teenage niece from the clutches of the barbarian natives (vampires). It's got a look that's not too far removed from The Mutant Chronicles and a 2000AD comic vibe as with the Priest himself coming across like Judge Dredd leaving Mega City to go into the Cursed Earth to battle muties.

Apart from some dodgy effects work (the badness of which is nullified by a hyper-stylised 300-ish look) the visual aspects of the story have scale, with some dusty western photography, epic landscapes and some surprisingly coherent action sequences.
Priest can't be described as 'good', but it is very much a guilty pleasure movie for those that like a bit of far-future sci-fi nonsense. Yep, there's not an aspect of the plot that's not been done better elsewhere, the great cast are phoning it in, and the budget always feels like they spent $10 million on booze rather than the CGI, but it's got vision, style, action-aplenty, a sinister Karl Urban and a cute Lily Collins.

Enjoyable bollocks.

Monday, 30 May 2011

You Can Lead An Alien To Water, But You Can't Make It Think



Alien 3 is the difficult middle child of Fox's science fiction/horror franchise. Upon it's release in 1992 it was dismissed as an inferior work to Ridley Scott's original and James Cameron's classic sequel, but as time has passed (especially since the release of shitburger Alien Resurrection, Alien 3 is seen in a more sympathetic light. It certainly doesn't make it easy for a fan of the first two movies to like it, as it dispenses with barrels of audience goodwill from the outset...but not all of these perceived negatives diminish the film.

1/ First off, the survivors of Aliens, Newt, Hicks and finally Bishop are dispatched very quickly meaning we'll never again see the continuing adventures of this makeshift family. Also, it seems impossible from the ending of the first film that an alien egg could have got on board the Sulaco, Ripley's ill fated space ship; it feels like the script is treating the audience like idiots right from the opening 100 seconds, hoping we'll not notice the massive plot contrivance, in order that the studio can cynically bleed us dry of our cash.

2/ Then there's the story itself which, instead of expanding the threat or mythology of the creature like Aliens did by introducing the Queen, shrinks back down to the familiar structure of the first Alien movie. This means, unlike Aliens where the characters are proactive from the start since they all know what awaits them (a bughunt), nearly everybody is clueless and reactive until half way through. Therefore the audience spends an hour shouting at the screen, "It's a bloody alien!! Isn't anybody paying attention!!"

3/ The characters are unbelievably stupid. Ripley hides the possibility of the Alien from the outset, for no good reason. She knows the alien is with her on the planet Fury 161 from the burn mark on her cryotube. She obviously wants to save herself and the inhabitants judging by the actions she takes later on, so why doesn't she tell them immediately? She then sleeps with Clements for no good reason. Using sex as a device to deflect a probing question doesn't wash for me. If it was a new character, other than Ripley, that was horny or lonely, then I might concede, but having Ellen Ripley, a serious and focused character established and refined over two previous films, wanting to leap into bed with a stranger (on a lice infected planet when she's suffering from hyperspace sickness) then you're having a laugh. And when Superintendent Andrews is finally told about the Alien he ignores her for no good reason, even though he's received a priority communication from the company (which he's never ever got before) which would inform him of Ripley's importance. Unlike Ralph Brown's 85, Brian Glover doesn't play Andrews as dumb, but his actions most certainly are.

4/ The largely British cast doesn't always work in it's favor. There's the Bernard Bresslaw Factor (named after the Carry On film actor whose work in Krull pointed out thar Brit actors are uncomfortable spouting corny American lines of dialogue) which is in full effect, especially with the swearing. The actors are a fine bunch, but they don't seem to be able to convincingly mouth the profane dialogue, even with Brit-specific cursing like, "WANKERS!"*

Also, since most of the cast are British, and all are dressed similarly with shaved heads, it gets very difficult to tell them apart. And with little attempt to distinguish between the 25 prisoners in the script, it gets to be very challenging to work out who's who when they're madly running up and down corridors in the final act. It's only Charles S Dutton, in a key role, and Danny Webb's rise to prominence near the end that get to shine. Paul McGann's part is cut in the theatrical version down to a few scenes and poor Pete Postlethwaite is relegated to standing around in the background and getting eaten.

5/ The film is unapologetically bleak and builds to a downer ending. This is where I start defending the film. It might be depressing to have your franchise's hero get killed/commit suicide, but at least it's a brave and interesting path for a multi-million costing/earning film series to follow. The final third of the movie as Ripley wrestles with the fact she has a chest-burster inside of her is the most powerful and riveting aspect of the story, so downer ending be damned. The same can be said for the bleak tone in general...after all, this is a horror film franchise (as much as Aliens tried to convince us it was all about the action). The grimness of the story, the grubby squalor of the production design, the murky browns and earth tones of the cinematography, and the hopelessness of Ripley's situation all add up to a ballsy and unique feeling film for a major studio franchise, and that's to be applauded.

6/ The production design, at first glance, seems to lack imagination partly being inspired by the tiled interiors of Victorian hospitals interiors, complete with wrought iron, spiral staircases. But again, I think this just adds to the originality of the film and helps sell the neglected, non-technological nature of the facility (after all, Ripley is constantly told nothing works there). The more futuristic side of the art direction, by Empire and Raiders Norman Reynolds, is top notch work with the smelting works set up there with the scale of the space-jockey set from the first film.

8/ Elliot Goldenthall's moody and operatic, choir-like score is a major plus, selling the monk-like lifestyle the planet's population have taken on. In addition the oddly timed editing and frequent use of slow motion gives the film a nightmarish, surreal quality that sets it apart from it's predecessors. Apart from a few dodgy spaceship shots, the effects work, both the mechanical stuff by Gillis and Woodruff and the visuals FX by Richard Edlund's crew, are top of the range. H.G.Giger's creature design in particular, whether a man in a suit or bluescreened rod puppet, is more authentic and animalistic in Alien 3, behaving more like a bizarre predatory lion than the hive insect of Aliens or the demon from hell of Alien.

9/ David Fincher, on his first feature film gig, was definitely a great choice as director. The strong and consistent look and tone of the film are entirely down to him and it's to his credit that the way the story is told is as successful as it is (even if the plot he been sadly dumped with is deeply flawed). But, as mentioned before, the story is a mess with under developed supporting characters, stupid motivations and limited opportunities for action. One can't help but wonder what a Fincher Alien movie would be like with full control over the script and minimal studio interference. As it stands it's a bit of a hodge podge of great bits and rubbish bits.

Of the great there is the early funeral scene, which is juxtaposed with the 'birth' of the alien. And the flash fire sequence through the crawlspaces and corridors of the facility is impressively furious and grandiose. On the flip side there's no sense of geography in the showdown as the prisoners try and bait the alien down the maze of corridors towards the deadly lead furnace. It works to Alien 3's advantage to begin with that it's confusing where they, and the alien, are located...since that's what they're experiencing. But as the plan starts to work, then so should are sense of geography....and that never happens. Tension is replaced with frustration since we're never sure how close to their goals the suicidal monks actually are. Still, Fincher instills pace, urgency and tons of gore into the set-piece, so it never fully sucks.

10/ Finally, it's worth checking out the special edition of Alien 3. It's certainly not essential, and it's inclusion only serves to reinstate a ton of needless filler as well as two more very, very stupid character decisions (prisoner Morse releasing prisoner Gollick and then Gollick then releasing the alien itself!) However, the opening sequence as Ripley is rescued from her crashed escape pod does give you a more impressive insight into the drudgery on Fury 161. From a supporting movie perspective, I can't recommend enough the making of documentary in the DVD boxset. From the very troubled development with directors Renny Harlin and Vincent Ward to the frantic clustercuss of filming, to the film's disappointing reception, it's a frank look at how not to make a blockbuster.

So there you have it; stylish beyond reproach, atmospheric, beautifully bleak but lacking in originality and a tight, compelling narrative. Given more time and a director with the clout and experience to stand up to the studio, Alien 3 could have been the third classic in a row for this franchise. As it stands it's a bold and shiny car crash.

* To give Alien 3 some credit, Danny Webb's criminal Morse does get to proclaim one the best onscreen curses in cinema ever. When the alien snatches Brian Glover through the canteen ceiling, Webb picks up a dining room chair and remarks, "FUCK!" in a perfectly pitched and timed exclamation. Nice one.