Worst Movies Of 2015

10/ TERMINATOR GENYSIS
Beautifully produced & Arnie is still fantastic, but this is the dumbed, poorest REcast, most nonsensical thing to come out of Hollywood since Vin Diesel’s ego.

9/ THE LOVERS
Great cast, impeccably shot, romantic fantasy adventure. But directed with confusing, incoherent ineptitude.

8/ HITMAN AGENT 47
All flash, no storytelling., and the two blandest, miscast leads outside of a Star Wars prequel.

7/ THE GUNMAN
Penn, Bardem, & Rylance try to add some sophistication to the Taken (old man pulled back into action) sub-genre. It just comes off as dull, pretentious twaddle.

6/ THE GALLOWS
A plot you can’t invest in with a cast you don’t like in a boring place with scares that never work. Boring.

5/ VICE

A dull science fiction thriller in which Bruce Willis definitively demonstrates he absolutely does not give a fuck about anything, anymore.

4/ PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR
Penguins, blah, blah, blah, noise, blah, blah, something happening, blah, blah, blah. One of Dreamworks’ most irritating pieces to date.

3/ POLTERGEIST
Pointless, annoying remake that is mediocre compared with modern horror schlock like The Conjuring, and pales into insignificance when put next to Spielberg’s classic original.

2/ HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3
I loved the extremes of ideas & sickness the first two movies attained. This is scuppered by one of the worst performances of all time.

1/ FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
Take the Twilight saga & then make it twice as bad. A story that celebrates the abusive male / submissive female dynamic.

Bubbling under; Furious 7, Bloodsucking Bastards, Fantastic Four, Run All Night