
1/ I want to direct a movie. AND star in it goddamn it!
2/ I want to make a prison movie
3/ I want to make a martial arts movie, where I play Neo (er, the hero, I mean...)
And so it came to pass that the mildly amusing creation came to be. No great...but still lightyears better than the stillborn deviant that is Adam Sandler's Longest Yard.