Super Great Super Eight

JJ Abrams proved he was a capable director with the pilot episode of Lost. He then graduated to the big screen with Mission Impossible III, which was appropriately cinematic in many sequences, but it betrayed Abrams’ TV roots by coming across like an episode of his show Alias at times. He finally proved himself with the stunning 2009 Star Trek reboot which confirmed him as an A-list talent. But the question remained, was Abrams a genuine force to be reckoned with or was Trek a one-off, flash in the pan?

His latest, Super 8, ably demonstrates Abram’s is here to stay. It’s clearly a love letter to the films he grew up with as a child, particularly those of Steven Spielberg (also a producer on Super 8), and those movies that inspired him to become a film maker. E.T. is the primary frame of reference as it centres around a lonely boy from a broken family whose life is forever changed thanks to an encounter with an alien life form who’s just trying to get home. But there’s other pop culture references throughout from The Thing, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, Invaders From Mars to even more obscure references like Alice In Wonderland (Ellie Fanning’s Alice escapes into the wonderland of film-making from her drunk of a father) and Pinocchio (when you wish upon a star). But Super 8 is less E.T. and more of a cross between a monster/horror movie and a kids, coming-of-age adventure like Stand By Me, The Goonies and The Monster Squad.

For such a great film, there’s been a lot of criticism levelled at it…some of it justified, some of it not. For example, it’s argued that the kids drama seems awkwardly shoehorned into the creature feature aspect of the plot. While it’s true that the drama heavy first half is superior to the monster-centric second, the story is deftly structured so that both parts feel like a cohesive whole. It’s argued that the character of the monster is ill-defined, that it’s killer tendencies rob it of any sympathy, and that it’s 21st century ‘Cloverfield’ design clashes with the 1970’s aesthetic that Abrams is going for. Well, if the monster seems to lack weight and screen time it’s because he’s a macguffin, just like Eric Bana’s Nero was in Star Trek, designed to motivate the characters and reflect their suffering. Yes, the monster is definitely a badass killer, but it is redeemed following it’s empathic encounter with Joe, and goes on to kill no more. Like the kids Joe and Alice in the movie, the poor blighter just wants to be understood.

Then there’s the argument that it’s Alice, not Joe, that should be the primary protagonist. And I agree with this to a point. Thematically it makes more sense to move Alice into a more primary role as her story mirrors that of the creature more than that of Joe. Also, her relationship with her father is more volatile than that of Joe with his, so it would make the film more dramatic to have Alice’s stronger story arc dominate. Apart from his loneliness stemming from the loss of his mother, Joe is a remarkably calm and remarkably un-tormented teen who is seemingly able to provide the un-judgemental understanding to others that he craves so much. Therefore his story arc isn’t as strong as it might have been. In a film that is truly, genuinely gripping, exciting and powerfully moving, it’s only a minor gripe, but it’s something that could have propelled Super 8 into the leagues of E.T. which is superior thanks to it’s simpler, more streamlined plotting.

Technically Super 8 is flawless. The photography by Larry Fong is superlatative, being grainy, realistic, with dynamic lens flares and vibrant, rich colours. It reminds me of legendary cinematographer Dean Cundy whose brilliant early work on John Carpenter films allowed him to top my go-to lighting guy list. Michael Giacchino who supplies the score, once again knocks it out of the ball park (following his distinctive old-school work on Star Trek, Let Me In and Cars 2) with a soundtrack that evokes old school John Williams.

The kids are particularly well cast with the stand outs being Joel Courtney who plays hero Joe, and Ellie Fanning (sister of Dakota and just as big an acting freak) who is just as emotive in Super 8 as her character is in the film-within-a-film “The Case”. It’s an unusually emotional adventure movie for a film released in this decade, and has been accused of being overtly manipulative. However, despite a lump-in-the-throat climax, Super 8 never descends into the saccharine coated schmaltz that represents the worst excesses of Spielberg (eg, The Twilight Zone Movie or Hook). Best of all though, Abrams directs the living crap out of this, recalling the best of Zemekis, Spielberg and Dante with it’s sweeping cameras, inventive camera moves and accessible character based drama. It’s fantastic to see a good old fashioned adventure for kids with an unashamed agenda for keeping the drama to the fore and grounded in reality. Super 8 isn’t quite perfection, put it’s not far off and delivers one of the most satisfying cinema experiences of the year.

August Pick N Mix - Part 1

A Hangover spoof with Dolph Ludgren...

Shark Hangover from Dolph Lundgren

A Cowboy's & Aliens spoof with director Jon Favreau...



A link to the website, Gary Busey Goes To War...HERE.



A missing scene from season one of LOST proving it's creators had a grand plan all along...



And finally this outstanding music video incorporating footage from Planet Of The Apes...

Bad Teacher Gets A Grade C+

I'm rather impressed that R-Rated comedies are making a come back at the major Hollywood studios (who have recently been too pussy to make them). After all they're cheep to make and can reap huge financial rewards if the audience latches on...just look at The Hangover. But for an audience to latch on the film itself needs to be good; and by good I mean funny.

Unfortunately Bad Teacher, while no slouch, is no grade A student either. I think that's down to two reasons. The script isn't that great and the 'Godzilla' factor.

1/ Script-wise Bad Teacher is solid enough but if you want people to laugh you've got to take some risks. Cameron Diaz as the Bad Teacher of the title is certainly not good, but she could have been balls-out, unreservedly awful...and the script never goes to that place. If you're going to have a R-Rating, you better bloody use it (just ask Billy Bob Thornton in the superior Bad Santa).

2/ The 'Godzilla' factor refers to the major flaw in Roland Emmerich's 1998 cluster-cuss. In that they couldn't decide whether the title character was destructive but ultimately sympathetic (an anti-hero if you will) or an out and out bad guy. Now either approach works in a story but you've got to make a choice and stick with it. Cameron Diaz is never bad enough to be the bad guy but never sympathetic enough for us to like her.

Therefore a poorly handled main character, coupled with a weak script where the best bits are in the trailer, means a disappointing comedy. Must do better.

Hulk Smash Puny Critics!

Sometimes, no matter how good a film is in it's own right, if an audiences expectations aren't satisfied the film will be rejected. Just look at Reign Of Fire, where cinema-goers and critics demanded an epic confrontation between dragons and humanity, and what they got were three dragons and a castle. The film was great but it didn't match expectations. Same goes for John Carpenter's The Thing back in 1982....a great, great movie (one of the best ever, in fact). But audiences wanted the benevolence and sentimentality of Spielberg (E.T. was released the same year)not the cold nihilism of Carpenter's vision.

One of the last great films to suffer the same fate was Ang Lee's adaptation of Marvel Comic's Hulk which also didn't match the audiences demands. The year earlier, back in 2002, Sam Raimi had knocked the Super Hero movie template squarely on the head by delivering Spider-Man, a film which perfectly embodied Hollywood's vision of a perfect comic strip movie. Broadly entertaining, funny, action packed and massively commercial. And that's all fine and good but not all movies have to fit that template. So, much to critic's annoyance, Hulk strives to be more than that; arty, thought provoking, intelligent, inventive and challenging.

The performances are very quiet and subdued (but always engaging and affecting), the first half is slow paced and talky (but there's always something interesting going on), the editing and compositions are experimental and unusual (but always clear and understandable), and the psychological concepts deep and challenging (but never over whelms the action). Alas it was too different for many people's tastes resulting in the much safer, much more audience friendly The Incredible Hulk being produced...which turned out to be less successful, both financially and critically.

Even in the action packed second half critics found time to moan. The fact that grows bigger the more angry he gets (so what, he's supposed to represent the unleashed rage in all of us), how he bounces from place to place (he does it in the comics and it's bloody cool) and how the climax doesn't make sense (of course it does, pay attention, he's resolving his daddy issues!)(

The cast shit all over their peers who appeared in the 2008 sequel...Sam Elliot is gruffer than William Hurt could ever imagine, Jennifer Connolly is exquisite compare to Liv Tyler's limp heroine and Eric Bana perfectly balances the dweeb with the barely suppressed rage inside him (as opposed to Ed Norton's bleary eyed sleepwalking). Dennis Muren's ILM effects are fantastic, Danny Elfman's score one of his best from this decade and to top it off you've got crackhead, drunk Nick Nolte on top growling form. If someone tells you they prefer 2008's The Incredible Hulk over Ang Lee's Hulk just do what I do. Tell 'em to fuck off. Simples.

Captain USA, Here To Save The Day

Marvel Studios, it would seem, have hit their stride. After a couple of misfires with the tepid Incredible Hulk in 2008 and last year’s bloated Iron Man 2, they’re back with a vengeance in 2011 with Thor, and now Captain America The First Avenger.

Yep, it’s yet another superhero origin story, but this one is enlivened by it’s World War II setting, unusual for the genre. Joe Johnson, on a roll from The Wolfman, brings the same level of energy, retro style and technical expertise he brought to that movie, although the action set-pieces don’t work as well as the self contained set pieces in his 1991 classic The Rocketeer.

The script is fast paced, skipping years at a time as we follow Cap’s genesis, provoking the same reaction as Marvel’s X-Men First Class earlier in the summer where you felt the film could stop in any time period to explore the hero’s origins in greater depth. Visually, it has a rich, darkly noir-ish feel but the script is light, fun and frothy…even when the stakes are raised and the tough get going. In fact it’s probably Marvel’s lightest superhero movie since 2002’s Spider-man… not that it’s a bad thing in the slightest.

Chris Evan’s deviates from his normal cocky persona to portray Cap (aka Steve Rogers) as a do-gooder, straight as an arrow hero, but the fish-out-of-water element of being a nerdy, inexperienced-with-women weakling in a super human’s body makes him all the more interesting. Tommy Lee Jones, in a return to blockbuster movies, proves his star wattage by having the most fun he’s had in years while Hugo Weaving devours the screen with a theatrical, manically evil performance as The Red Skull. Toby Jones, Stanley Tucci and Neal McDonough add spirited support while posh totty Hayley Atwell is a beautiful and buxom distraction as love interest Peggy.

There’s a few dodgy ILM effects which detract from a largely excellent job, Alan Silvestri’s non-electronic orchestral score is the best thing he’s done in years while the geekgasm retro-future production design evokes 1940’s serials as well as Sky Captain & The World Of Tomorrow. Top it all off with a neat future day coda and a post credits trailer for The Avengers movie, due next summer, and you have one of the best all-round pure entertainments of the year.

Blitzkrieg Cop

Jason Statham, the saviour of the contemporary bullshit action movie, trots yet out another medium budgeted thriller in the shape of Blitz. Set in Statham’s hometown of London , it has his hotdog, Dirty Harry-esque Copper up against a violent, cop-killing psychopath played by the twitchy Aidan Gillen. It’s glossy (always impressive for a Brit-flick), fast paced with great performances from Statham and Gillen (fast becoming one of my favourite actors).

But Blitz never works out what type of movie it wants to be. One minute it’s a gritty drama, exploring how dedicated law enforcers can fall into addiction through the pressures of their job…the next it’s squarely in bullshit territory with groovy guitar wankery on the soundtrack, flippant one liners and high octane foot chases. It doesn’t always gel.

The other issue is the characters. The film can’t decide if it wants to be a solo hotdog cop movie, like Dirty Harry, or a buddy movie of mis-matched cops with a grudging respect for each other. It’s Paddy Considine (as the quietly assertive gay detective) who gets to butt heads with Statham, but their relationship doesn’t constitute a great deal of screen time and is rather weak as a result.

Still if’s a good effort for a British action movie and Statham certainly shouldn’t be embarrassed about having this little thriller on his resume.

Bunny Boiler

Having been duped into watching Hop by the promise of an irreverent performance from Brit comedian Russell Brand as an animated Easter Bunny, it didn’t take me long to realise that I was watching crap. Again. I say again because the little voice in my head keeps telling me that not all talking animal movies have to be diabolical, even though Yogi Bear, Alvin & The Chipmunks, Furry Vengeance, etc, are bad, bad, bad.

Hop is basically the plot to the great Will Ferrell starrer Elf, with the Easter Bunny and candy eggs replacing Santa Claus and presents, except that Elf was sharp, engaging and offbeat. A game James Marsden gets to do the Brendon Fraser thing and talk to the animals while a lively but contractually constrained Russell Brand does his innocent, but spoiled, man child thing once again. The animation from the Despicable Me studio lacks the personality and wit of that break-through flick while the script hardly rises above the mediocre.

Next up The Zookeeper, The Smurfs and Alvin & The Chipmunks 3. When will I ever learn?