PART SIX

 

 

Oops! Nearly forgot this little lot were being released as well…


53/ After Earth

Will Smith & son Jaden team with M Night Shyamalan in this survival tale set on a post apocalyptic Earth, 8,000 years in the future.

54/ GI Joe - Retaliation

The bullshit is back with Channing ‘dead eyes’ Tatum relegated to cameo duty leaving Dwayne Johnson and Bruce Willis to battle the forces of Cobra.

55/ Bullet To The Head

Producer Joel Silver & director Walter Hill re-team for a buddy cop movie starring Sylvester Stallone.

56/ Much Ado About Nothing

 

In 2012 Joss Whedon could do no wrong. In 2013 he adapts the bard into a contemporary, political vision. Plus his regulars Nathon Fillion, Amy Acker, Fran Kranz, Alexis Denisof & Sean Maher
are onboard too.

57/ Upside Down

Romantic fantasy starring Kirsten Dunst and Jim Stugess.

58/ Hansel & Gretel - Witch Hunters

The Brothers Grimm tale goes to big budget exploitation town in this bloody and silly fantasy adventure starring Gemma Arterton and Jeremy Renner.

59/ Snitch

Action bullshit undercover cop thriller starring Dwayne Johnson and Susan Sarandon.

60/ Parker

Revenge thriller directed by Taylor Hackford and starring Jason ‘The Stath’ Statham and Jennifer Lopez.

61/ Oldboy

 

Remake of the classic Korean thriller directed by Spike Lee and starring Josh Brolin in the lead role.

62/ The Heat

Comedy buddy cop movie from the director of Bridesmaids starring Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy.

63/ Percy Jackson - Sea Of Monsters

 

More Greek mythology in the sequel to The Lightning Thief this time directed by the guy who brought you Diary Of A Wimpy Kid.

64/ I, Frankenstein

 

 

Aaron Eckhart and Bill Nighy star in this futuristic/fantasy comic book adaptation directed by Stuart Beattie.


On top of that you’ve got Martin Scorcese and Leonardo DiCaprio collaboration The Wolf Of Wall Street, Tom Hanks and Paul Greengrass team up for biopic Captain Phillips, there’s magician comedy with Steve Carell and Jim Carrey in The Incredible Burt Wondersone. Ridley Scott is back with Michael Fassbender in The Counsellor, Michael Bay drops the big budget for Pain and Gain with Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson, Pixar return with the sequel Monsters University, Ben Stiller stars and directs the remake of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty and there’s Scary Movie 5 too. Plus Stephen Sommers reigns in the excess with the low budget Odd Thomas, Denzel Washington is pitted against Mark Wahlberg in thriller 2 Guns plus there are sequels to Sinister and Paranormal Activity.