Things wrong with the House Of Wax remake:-
1/ It stars Paris Hilton.
2/ It's dumb. The House is built over a furnace used to make the wax dummies. The house itself is made of wax. You figure it out.
3/ The movie is unoriginal. Just another f##ked up rural American family killing teen travellers. At least there are no cannibals this time.
4/ It's wayyyy too long. A movie of this kind, with cardboard thin characters and over-familar narrative should be 75 minutes tops. At 113 minutes I was actively fighting off a coma.
5/ Stylelessly directed by Orphan helmer Jeane Collet-Serra.
Things right with House Of Wax (2005):-
1/ It stars Elisha Cuthbert. Mmmmm, Elisha.
2/ Paris Hilton dies with the most spectacular kill of the movie.
Like all Dark Castle productions; not recommended.
1 comment:
I've seen this.
It was shit!
'nuff said.
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