Deadgirl is a low budget 'indie' horror about two high school lads who discover a beautiful, chained up woman in the basement of a, you guessed it, abandonded mental hospital. After discovering she cannot die (yep, she's an yet-to-be-decomposed zombie) they decide to keep her for their own deviant sexual purposes. One lad thinks this is a good idea, the other does not.
Given the above premise, you'd have thought someone, at some point, would call the police, a doctor, a scientist...someone. But alas, all the teens in this particular town are sick, horny, zombie nailin' kids. The cast are uniformly weak, with the lead, Shiloh Fernandez looking like Joaquin Phoenix with all the talent removed. It's trying to make a point about how males look down upon the female gender , but it's just not interesting enought to care about the subtext its presenting.
Still, sick as this may be, it wouldn't half liven up the Twilight saga if zombie prostitution was added to that franchises mythology. Just a thought.
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