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This is shit.

All the good lines from the trailer are er-edited into less amusing scenes. The director looks like he wants to be making Guy Richie-style action movies...not comedies. The cast are appealing, but its not that horrific as a horror and it ain't that funny as a comedy (and a film with this much swearing and breasts should be funny)

Then again, make that mostly shit.

The girls are babes. All of them.

After the movie I went home from the cinema to IMDB them. And that doesn't mean look them up on the Internet Movie Data Base...